Cricket tamasha...

I thought indians r on a run 2 create another record on fifth one day match against australia.... Record??? yaa, miserable loss 2 australia!!!!!!! Durin post match presentation,
Presenter: I welcome loosing captain Mahender singh dhoni, pls give him a big round of applause...
there was Pin drop silence in d stadium...
Presenter: No need 2 get dat upset... India still has a chance 2 draw d series... so pls de need ur support like u all supported durin T-20 and also after de arrived in india...
Again it's pin drop silence der... den presenter takes a look at d stadium n he finds nobody der...
presenter: Ooohhh my goodness.. it's soooo calm here.. Anyway i request Mr mahender singh dhoni 2 say a few words here...
Dhoni wearing sleeveless T-shirt standing der wit his loosing team says "leave it man... No body is der 2 listen our interview"wt shld i say after each match.. every time it's d same result so i don't feel like giving d same reasons again and again.... hw many times i should give d same old hopes 2 d ppl of dis nation???
Presenter: no no dhoni... It's not d same loss 2 australia... U were abt 2 make a record bt bad luck u missed d chance.... it's a fantastic lost n u all played miserably..... so pls come cause it's aired worldwide n all fans r waitin 2 get ur views...
Dhoni: U think everyone is watchin dis match??? still waitin for this interview???
Presenter: yes... ofcourse...
Dhoni: askin his personal hairstylist to make his hair... jaldi se baal banayiyo... tab se bula rahe hain aur hum idhar bahana bana rahe hain aur tum tab se mera baal hi bana rahe ho!!!!Personal hairstylist (barber in short n sweet):nahin sir... aap hi ne bola na ki gandha nahin dikhana chahiye... nahin to head n shoulder wale paise cut karenge accordin 2 agreement!!!!
dhoni: haan rehane do bahana mat banao abhi...
barber: sir apna gussa mujh pe kyon nikal rahe ho??? jaake apne team mates pe dikhao....
Presenter: pls dhoni... come soon...dhoni goes der..
presenter:Well played bt bad luck dhoni... u cldn't break d record 4 lowest scoring match against d australia.
Dhoni: yaa thzz man.. we wr tryin our best but australia really played well... it's der effort 2 give us more runs... de gave more extras (runs) dan our 8 batsmen have scored... so we cldn't break d record. also i wld thzzz most of players except sachin and pathan... cause de only gt d most runs... actually it's nt der fault, de wr nt in d meeting yesterday.. pathan was hostin an Iftehar party so he was busy wit dat preparation n sachin accompanied him as he has d exp in his hotel.... i asked management cmmittee 2 include powar n sehwag bt de didn't do dat n told "captain!!! humne unka namak khaya hai... iftehar party mein"
Presenter:Y wld anyone decide 2 loose d match in big way???
Dhoni: we always likes 2 be in news man.. or else who will cm 2 us for an interview or who will watch us??? atleast we can promote our products in dis way n help our sponsorers u knw....!!!!!????
presenter: In confusion for a sec....U told u will play hard n cm back in d series by fightin hard... but we didn't see dat killer instincts by u or ur team mates.. YYYY????
Dhoni: we showed killer instinct in every game but cricket committee fined us too much especially sreeshanth... yesterday i only paid 4 his lunch cause he didn't even had a penny 4 tea u knw... so i said 2 all my teammates not to do sooo orelse de will also come in to d same situation... even after all d killer instinct we showed, de won most of d previous matches...
Presenter: OOhhh that's sooo bad of sreeshanth... well, still der is a chance 4 u ppl 2 level d series...
Dhoni: yaa but we wld have def won d 1st match in b'lore u knw....
Presenter: hw can u say like dat dhoni?? australia scored above 300 dat day n sachin was out early and he is d only player from india 2 score highest runs against dem in dis series so hw can u say dat u wld have won!!!!
Dhoni: me n yuvraj were decided 2 play really well dat day n win d match... bt rain played bad dat day...
presenter:I think der is a lot of diff b/n T-20 and 50-50.. so better u plan 50-50 game plan next time...
Dhoni: is it so???? my team manager n coach told it's ok 2 play wit d same plan... and de told de r preparing it n it will take time it seems.. so may b we will implement it in next series...
presenter: thzz a lot... ladies n gentlemen dis is it frm d presentation ceremony... c u in next match... back to u mandiraaaa darling!!!!!!!!

Today's fortune: u will get new cloths 2day

wn i cm 2 office usually i log on to gtalk.... if der r any new updates or msgs, i log on to other portals such as orkut, gmail, mingle box etc.... last week wn i logged on to orkut i saw a msg on my profile like Today's fortune: u will get new clothes 2day... i was thrilled 4 a moment... who don't like shopping??? hey sm of u may say u don't like shopping... it's k.. am speakin abt normal ppl.. he he he...wanna just write smthin 2 make it look humorous yaar... don't mind. well, abt dat msg... i was thrilled n happy 4 a moment.. den i started thinking of it like y d hell i get a new cloath 2day?? wn did i plan like 2day am gonna go 4 shopping??? den i thought may b sm1 is goin2 gift me 2day... den suddenly permutation n combination started like oohh may b he/she is gonna gift me new cloths 2day... suddenly i gt another question.. like wt is d occasion 2day sooo dat sm1 is gonna present a gift?? nooo.. nothin special occasion as far as i know... another thought, i usually won't gift anyone so y d hell anyone gift me a new cloth?? ooohhh my goodness, leave it... waited till 2day morning... no new cloth 4 me... sooo sad na??? ho ho ho, don't be sooo cause i knew d result dat moment itself.... sooo tell me dear, should we blieve in such stupid things called horoscope, tarot reading etc etc... b4 i used 2 search for daily horoscope in news paper... bt never happened anythin de said... u might have seen many a times durin cricket world cup in set max like everybody all over india ppl prayin 4 indian cricket teams victory, many tarot readers came n said soo many things on extra innings show bt nothin happened like as de said... many ppl go 2 astrologers n ask abt der future even i did... wt de do is just read ur mind n say sm good things which makes u very happy n in d end de say like if dis shani in ur 9th or 8th house goes u will do wonders.. so 4 dat u gotta pray lord n do a pooja n it costs u around Rs.5000 or smthin it all depends upon his name in d market... may b bejan daruwala charges in lakhs i think, he he... sooo if it's all ur destiny den let it be... u may say nw like if becoming bakra by an astrologer is der in my destiny den it will def happen... haan?? it's nt like dat... it's just a business of dose intelligent crooks i think... sm1 said like jisake haath nahin hote unaka bhi bhavishya hota hai or smthin like dat... if u knw d correct dialog pls let me know... so blieve in ur self n b honest n work hard, do wt ever u r good at n def u don't require an astrologer... god luvs everyone n never descriminate anyone like our politicians... he gave the same body parts 2 all, success of an individual depends on his hard work n smtimes smart work.... sooo never curse on god just by listening 2 an astrologer for d thing called shani in sm house...............

Cheers,
Vijay...