Cricket tamasha...

I thought indians r on a run 2 create another record on fifth one day match against australia.... Record??? yaa, miserable loss 2 australia!!!!!!! Durin post match presentation,
Presenter: I welcome loosing captain Mahender singh dhoni, pls give him a big round of applause...
there was Pin drop silence in d stadium...
Presenter: No need 2 get dat upset... India still has a chance 2 draw d series... so pls de need ur support like u all supported durin T-20 and also after de arrived in india...
Again it's pin drop silence der... den presenter takes a look at d stadium n he finds nobody der...
presenter: Ooohhh my goodness.. it's soooo calm here.. Anyway i request Mr mahender singh dhoni 2 say a few words here...
Dhoni wearing sleeveless T-shirt standing der wit his loosing team says "leave it man... No body is der 2 listen our interview"wt shld i say after each match.. every time it's d same result so i don't feel like giving d same reasons again and again.... hw many times i should give d same old hopes 2 d ppl of dis nation???
Presenter: no no dhoni... It's not d same loss 2 australia... U were abt 2 make a record bt bad luck u missed d chance.... it's a fantastic lost n u all played miserably..... so pls come cause it's aired worldwide n all fans r waitin 2 get ur views...
Dhoni: U think everyone is watchin dis match??? still waitin for this interview???
Presenter: yes... ofcourse...
Dhoni: askin his personal hairstylist to make his hair... jaldi se baal banayiyo... tab se bula rahe hain aur hum idhar bahana bana rahe hain aur tum tab se mera baal hi bana rahe ho!!!!Personal hairstylist (barber in short n sweet):nahin sir... aap hi ne bola na ki gandha nahin dikhana chahiye... nahin to head n shoulder wale paise cut karenge accordin 2 agreement!!!!
dhoni: haan rehane do bahana mat banao abhi...
barber: sir apna gussa mujh pe kyon nikal rahe ho??? jaake apne team mates pe dikhao....
Presenter: pls dhoni... come soon...dhoni goes der..
presenter:Well played bt bad luck dhoni... u cldn't break d record 4 lowest scoring match against d australia.
Dhoni: yaa thzz man.. we wr tryin our best but australia really played well... it's der effort 2 give us more runs... de gave more extras (runs) dan our 8 batsmen have scored... so we cldn't break d record. also i wld thzzz most of players except sachin and pathan... cause de only gt d most runs... actually it's nt der fault, de wr nt in d meeting yesterday.. pathan was hostin an Iftehar party so he was busy wit dat preparation n sachin accompanied him as he has d exp in his hotel.... i asked management cmmittee 2 include powar n sehwag bt de didn't do dat n told "captain!!! humne unka namak khaya hai... iftehar party mein"
Presenter:Y wld anyone decide 2 loose d match in big way???
Dhoni: we always likes 2 be in news man.. or else who will cm 2 us for an interview or who will watch us??? atleast we can promote our products in dis way n help our sponsorers u knw....!!!!!????
presenter: In confusion for a sec....U told u will play hard n cm back in d series by fightin hard... but we didn't see dat killer instincts by u or ur team mates.. YYYY????
Dhoni: we showed killer instinct in every game but cricket committee fined us too much especially sreeshanth... yesterday i only paid 4 his lunch cause he didn't even had a penny 4 tea u knw... so i said 2 all my teammates not to do sooo orelse de will also come in to d same situation... even after all d killer instinct we showed, de won most of d previous matches...
Presenter: OOhhh that's sooo bad of sreeshanth... well, still der is a chance 4 u ppl 2 level d series...
Dhoni: yaa but we wld have def won d 1st match in b'lore u knw....
Presenter: hw can u say like dat dhoni?? australia scored above 300 dat day n sachin was out early and he is d only player from india 2 score highest runs against dem in dis series so hw can u say dat u wld have won!!!!
Dhoni: me n yuvraj were decided 2 play really well dat day n win d match... bt rain played bad dat day...
presenter:I think der is a lot of diff b/n T-20 and 50-50.. so better u plan 50-50 game plan next time...
Dhoni: is it so???? my team manager n coach told it's ok 2 play wit d same plan... and de told de r preparing it n it will take time it seems.. so may b we will implement it in next series...
presenter: thzz a lot... ladies n gentlemen dis is it frm d presentation ceremony... c u in next match... back to u mandiraaaa darling!!!!!!!!