God asked to make 3 wishes

One of my frnd was tellin me like macchha i wanna c god... i asked him, y?? i knew der will b a funny ans frm him bt still curious 2 listen 4m himself.. c da, i don't have a job nw... it's sooo costly life in b'lore... i feel bad 2 ask my parents 2 send me money... i always borrow money frm many frnds, so most of d time i wld b doin d same thing like adjustin moey frm one to give it 2 another... god must understand my probs..i told like hey it's all ur fault da, y wr nt serious regardin d job search?? so no need 2 curse d god nw... den again he was like, in his most weird, unusual style, y god didn't give me the brain 2 think positively like all great ppl man??? listen wtever has happened, it's already happened.. so it's past nw.. atleast he shld give me d power 2 get a good job as soon as possible or else i should win a lottery worth crores... i don't wanna live like dis...den i told, y don't u ask god himself?? den he asked me, can i talk 2 him?? if i do tapass may b he will cm n grant me sm wishes na??? i said, if god comes 2 u n asks u 2 make 3 wishes wt will u ask??? den again in his own witty style he told, oohhh dats great god!!! bt i don't want 3, i need only one bt promise me u will grant my wish.... den if god grants his wish, he will asks god 2 be him n vice versa till he pay d money everyone frm whom he had borrowed... i told it's soooo simple 4 him man... den he says, c viju it's nt sooo easy as u think... he must nt get more money frm my home dan i do... den he has 2 live d way i do n shld maintain all d same life style like partyin, lookin after frnds, shoppin, roamin etc.... den he will understand my pain like y i am askin 4 a job.. one thing is sure, he will remain as me only cause it's impossible 4 him 2 solve all probs.... den he will understand , y everyone shld b given all d comforts.... dat was sooo funny............he is happy nw ... spendin money which he earns frm his job nw................ so u gt 2 b patient.. god never descriminate anyone... he always try 2 give d best 2 us.... it's all destiny, i think..........................

Cheers,
Vijay...